Friday, June 3, 2011

Somebody badly needs a hug...or something

Another jaw-dropping video passed on by one of my Facebook buddies. Do you suppose this passionately sincere gentleman might be in denial about something?



The cross is good! The penis is evil!

7 comments:

tigris said...

The Denver airport gives him an old rigid cross.

Peter said...

Third iggle of the apocamalypse! Wooooooow.

Anonymous said...

ho. lee. shit. SOMETHING is definitely unraveled there.

mingo said...

anonymous is mingo. I never know what to answer for an identity. so confused...

word verification is 'uvulatio'. sounds... phallic or maybe vulvic. something involving naughtyparts, certainly.

Substance McGravitas said...

If the cross negates the phallus then why Ted Haggard?

Davis Jones said...

this man is operating from a lot of denial... I would say his whole piece showcases the idea of penis and penis power and then he negates it as evil.... dumb shit man.

Somebody tell this dude that the ability to deal with ambiguity (my penis is cool) is a sign of mental health.

This might snap them all out of it and then they can release their wealth to capital labor without having to go to Jesus anymore.

Jesus loved and had sex with Mary Magdelene.. get over it.

J Neo Marvin said...

According to a commenter on another blog that shared this masterpiece: "The translation of the Latin word "impennis" is to hang over, threaten, menace, be imminent. Which referred to the rocky cliffs."

But Mr. Third Eagle has penis on the brain. It's like Butthead. "Heh, heh, heh, he said penis!", only without B&B's redeemiong joie de vivre.