Saturday, December 12, 2009

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(UPDATE: Upon re-reading, it looks like it may actually be a badly translated version of a rant by a misogynistic curmudgeon bemoaning the appropriation of a respectable workboot by pretty fashion-conscious girls at the mall. Boo-effin-hoo, grandpa.)

1 comment:

Substance McGravitas said...

Mr. Ugg Boot went nuts on Sadly, No! a week or two ago, adding to each new thread heading backwards. It was sorta weird.